Posted by: Chelsea Novak | June 11, 2003

Snap

I’m currently convinced that everyone who has shed the contraints of the material lifestyle was in the place that I’m in right now. The place where you look at all of your “valuable” things and can contemplate what a relief it would be to indulge in a little bit of gasoline and flame. I’m not saying I’m giving up my materialistic ways or anything, I’m just saying that I’m at a point where torching the lot of it would really make me smile.

Canada Customs Agent: Do you have anything to declare Miss?

Me (grinning): Just this pack of matches Sir.

HRH

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