M: So are we going to that Hallowe’en party?
C (in sulky voice): I guess so. I’m feeling so anti-social… and I have to buy something. And that costs money…
M: I’m sure you could put something together using your new corset.
C (in sulkier voice): Yeah, but I look fat in that.
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M: Well, you could go as someone who looks fat.
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C (in David Caruso style): That, was totally the wrong reply…
HRH
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WHAT was he thinking?
By: Kari on October 20, 2004
at 12:28 am
Whoa, whoa, whoa… I was merely suggesting that she could dress up as something she is clearly not. Isn’t that what Hallowe’en is all about? Does this get me out of the doghouse? HOw about roses? Or shiny gems?
If you need me, I’ll be over here, sleeping on the couch.
- Matej
By: Anonymous on October 20, 2004
at 4:42 am
May I suggest shiny gems AND the money for a kickass costume?
Enjoy the couch!
By: Tara on October 20, 2004
at 3:23 pm
Chief Wiggum comes to mind: “No, no. Dig UP, stupid.”
-Alasdair
By: Anonymous on October 20, 2004
at 5:18 pm