Posted by: Chelsea Novak | December 27, 2003

Which is worse

The fact that someone actually took the time to turn G.W. Bush quotes into poetry, or that the man is actually on record having said these things. He has a speech writing staff, right? You can call President Bush many things, but you cannot call him a good public speaker…

Thanks to Blood for sharing it with the world

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER

by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.

This is still a dangerous world.

It’s a world of madmen and uncertainty

and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked

Is our children learning?

Will the highways of the Internet become more few?

How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.

I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.

I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.

Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!

Knock down the tollbooth!

Vulcanize society!

Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

I’m giggling so hard I couldn’t possibily sing. Unless I was singing about the lizard and his bong. (Really, don’t even try to understand).

HRH

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